WTF Giant Black Bug? How the hell did you get into my house? I hope you were clinging to some poor unsuspecting vehicle. I do appreciate the fact that you didn't fly, and moved slowly as to help facilitate your removal from the premesis. But, your huge pinchy pinchers and slick blackiness deem you forbidden to enter here. STAY OUT.
WTF School Supplies? Ok, next thing on the list...hm, a 3 inch 3 ring binder with closure. There's a 1 1/2 inch. Oh, and here's the 2 inch bin, the 3 inchers must be close. Hm...no 3 inch 3 ring binders to be seen for miles upon miles of Wal-Mart floors where they get a kick out of placing the supplies in various spots for our shopping delight. They must feel as though they infuse the shopping experience with suspense and excitement...it's like an adventure! Will the rubber cement be down this aisle? Will the elusive 3 inch binder ever be found? Will our fearless Mother be able to save the day? Dun Dun Duuun.
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And I was looking forward to school supply shopping in a few years. Silly me!
Oh, don't get me started about school supply shopping. I hate it. Big M. needed a purple folder this year. Took me FOREVER to find one, then when I did, it didn't have prongs. NO PRONGS!
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